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I'm blogging for 3 things...
1. What's wrong with the world?
2. Why flying birds love me?
3. DESPICABLE ME
First. What's wrong with the world? Us people should not mess with the balance of things. ok! My point.. what do you want to be? True but Nah? or Nah but Hah? Fine! to clear things out.... Who run the world?? GAYS!!! GAYS!!!! Don't get me wrong, I'm not discriminating.. It's just that when I opened my facebook I saw something. lol. ok! It was a skype picture -- and yes! My not so gay friend turned out to be really SO GAY!! well, it's not my beeswax!!! I'm just curious or rather wondering where did he find such creature!! I already heard rumors about his charming flings and I still can't believe any of it, till I've seen them myself... and now... yes.. I can say that I am now 100% convinced!!!! It's not like this is my first time to encounter stuffs... gays+prince=<3.... are gays really the new modern day princesses?? really? I guess 'ladies first' doesn't apply anymore... At times like this... Ladies should evolve! This seems like a tough competition. hahahaha... as they say, all is fair in love and war! hahahaha
If the myth about birds pooping you is true, then I think I'm one of the luckiest person in this world. If I can remember correctly, I was pooped by a bird 2 months ago... and then, just as I was about to enter our house today.... well I was, at that time, having a conversation with my friend, when suddenly I felt a familiar SPLAT!!! and yes! I was right! I recognize that same sensation... Are they really plotting these things? coz yeah, they're doing a good job! They always make it a habit to release their excrement whenever I'm having a conversation. I mean... What have I done to you birds for you to treat me this way?! coz I remember not doing anything wrong!!
When will I learn!?!? It's time for me to say buhbye to my test subject, my independent variable, and chikkas from that person.... *sigh* Hi! lang naman eh!! Mahirap ba yun?!?! ugh!! Or cge... even just a NOD could've compensated for the Hi!! But NADA!!! uuuuggghhh!!! ppppffffftttt!!!!! Now I have no way of testing my hypothesis.... The "ppppssssttt" evolved into a whistle,,,, and ME?? SAME OLD INDIFFERENT ME!!!!! uuuggghhh!!!! How can I possibly know?! A whistle is not a 'HI'.. is it? Plus, the subject is not looking directly towards me, right? Or that probably meant for one of my 2 companions that moment, or probably for both of them, right? Or even maybe for the subject's companion/friend.... Who knows?! uuuggghhh!!! Why are people soooo TRIVIAL!!!! Pls....
Ok!!!! I guess this is time for another "SIGN" ^_^ 2: would mean that there's still hope.... or.... it will all be a memory.... hahahahaha...... plus... I can't afford to repeat the same humiliation.... the shame!!! The thick-faced old me!!! soooo ppppuuuhhhlllleeeaaaassseee...... don't let what I had done put to waste!!! hehehehe.... or am I the one putting it all to waste?? aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!
