Short Stories

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Job Hunting FAIL!!!!

I was looking at the horoscope yesterday and today..... and wattya know..... TOMMMOOO!!!!!

Friday, Feb 3rd, 2012 -- It's difficult to stay on task today, even if your pace has been steady until now. It isn't that you're distracted; it's just that you're over-analyzing everything as you try to determine the most efficient way to get things done. Don't worry if a job is taking longer than you wish. Your primary strength isn't your speed; it's the sheer power of your unwavering determination.

Saturday, Feb 4th, 2012 -- Your desire to communicate with others could conflict with your need for solitude today. This dichotomy can be frustrating and might provoke you to strike out at someone who is supportive of your goals. If you pay closer attention to what you want, your unexpressed feelings won't have to be the main focus of the day. Clarifying your personal and professional responsibilities enables you to respond more sensibly.


Ano ba?!?! Nananadya ba?!?! uuuggghhh!!!!!! Sign naman pls magpakita ka..... Key word:: DETERMINATION!!!!! Cge lang.... "God is just preparing the BEST story for me"


Sunday, Feb 5th, 2012 -- You aren't interested in getting involved with a group of people today, especially if you have things to do on your own. Although you can happily become lost in nearly any activity you start now, it may not be so easy to completely isolate yourself from those close to you. Spending too much energy resisting the demands of friends and family can be a self-defeating proposition. Be creative with your schedule so you can claim your personal time and connect socially, too.

uugghh!!! Isa pa toh!!! To go to the SIMULATION or NOT TO GO?!?!? That is the question..... Kanina 60-40 pa.... 60% go... 40% no.... after reading this,,... the 60-40 was reversed.... wwwaaahhh..... Peroooo...... Someone will be MAD at me for NOT coming!!! aaaahhhh....... BE CREATIVE?!? Ano toh??!!! Well, I was planning to go if pag.gising ko they're still here.... but ugh!! Bruises no mas!!!



Sigh!! So down today..... but think pasitib ^_^ Their LOSS not MINE!!!!

Monday, January 16, 2012

Chaos!!!

ugh!!! we were just talking about chaos during philo.....

I'm blogging for 3 things...

1. What's wrong with the world?


2. Why flying birds love me?


3. DESPICABLE ME




First. What's wrong with the world? Us people should not mess with the balance of things. ok! My point.. what do you want to be? True but Nah? or Nah but Hah? Fine! to clear things out.... Who run the world?? GAYS!!! GAYS!!!! Don't get me wrong, I'm not discriminating.. It's just that when I opened my facebook I saw something. lol. ok! It was a skype picture -- and yes! My not so gay friend turned out to be really SO GAY!! well, it's not my beeswax!!! I'm just curious or rather wondering where did he find such creature!! I already heard rumors about his charming flings and I still can't believe any of it, till I've seen them myself... and now... yes.. I can say that I am now 100% convinced!!!! It's not like this is my first time to encounter stuffs... gays+prince=<3.... are gays really the new modern day princesses?? really? I guess 'ladies first' doesn't apply anymore... At times like this... Ladies should evolve! This seems like a tough competition. hahahaha... as they say, all is fair in love and war! hahahaha


If the myth about birds pooping you is true, then I think I'm one of the luckiest person in this world. If I can remember correctly, I was pooped by a bird 2 months ago... and then, just as I was about to enter our house today.... well I was, at that time, having a conversation with my friend, when suddenly I felt a familiar SPLAT!!! and yes! I was right! I recognize that same sensation... Are they really plotting these things? coz yeah, they're doing a good job! They always make it a habit to release their excrement whenever I'm having a conversation. I mean... What have I done to you birds for you to treat me this way?! coz I remember not doing anything wrong!!

When will I learn!?!? It's time for me to say buhbye to my test subject, my independent variable, and chikkas from that person.... *sigh* Hi! lang naman eh!! Mahirap ba yun?!?! ugh!! Or cge... even just a NOD could've compensated for the Hi!! But NADA!!! uuuuggghhh!!! ppppffffftttt!!!!! Now I have no way of testing my hypothesis.... The "ppppssssttt" evolved into a whistle,,,, and ME?? SAME OLD INDIFFERENT ME!!!!! uuuggghhh!!!! How can I possibly know?! A whistle is not a 'HI'.. is it? Plus, the subject is not looking directly towards me, right? Or that probably meant for one of my 2 companions that moment, or probably for both of them, right? Or even maybe for the subject's companion/friend.... Who knows?! uuuggghhh!!! Why are people soooo TRIVIAL!!!! Pls....



Ok!!!! I guess this is time for another "SIGN" ^_^ 2: would mean that there's still hope.... or.... it will all be a memory.... hahahahaha...... plus... I can't afford to repeat the same humiliation.... the shame!!! The thick-faced old me!!! soooo ppppuuuhhhlllleeeaaaassseee...... don't let what I had done put to waste!!! hehehehe.... or am I the one putting it all to waste?? aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!

Monday, January 2, 2012

NEW YEAR

New year!!! New everything?? NOT!!!!

I'm still the same old me.... I know... sucks right?!? uuuggghh!!!! OK!!!

NEW ME!!!! Bring it on (said it for... i dunno.... I lost count nah).... and still,,, NADA!!! NOTHING!!! WALA!!!

uuuggghh!! I swore not to blog something until I figure out what my resolution is..... Pero aaaaahhh!!!! Paki ko!! Paki mo!!! Keberz!!! Ok!! Tantrums!! hahahaha..... and this is all because of YOOOOUUUU!!!!!

Ok!!! No... >:P Fine!!! This will be the LAST!!!! and I swear this will be the LAST!!!! and when I swear.... oftentimes it gets broken.... hahahaha..... But this time..... I'll try my best to keep it.... besides NEW YEAR nah!!! hahahaaha......


Can't blame me!!! BLAME it to your super TORNADO!!!! I'm not dorothy who can be taken to some place (what's that place again) but then, you can play the evil witch of the south (was it south? Im not really sure).... I'm keeping my grounds.... yes! FIRM!!!

hahahahahaha.......



I think I know my NY resolution......


aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!! ok!!! once!!! once!!!! PPPFFFFTTTT!!!!!!! afiawdbhswgfwkfbgyyiwerbg,k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1sdlhuaweigiawurehybfshydbgqhyrgyu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1gthr.36t
rstg547thf6s5g46s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DJEBGFWLKIHjlfnsjkwhKJDBFJWHBFEURQGHRUTHPIREOJSKDLFNSKDFNSJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!S;FJERHUEHFT


yeah! that should do it!!! TWICE in a row!!!


ANYWAY!!! BACK TO MY NY RESOLUTION!!!!

AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.... BE NICE!!!!!! x_x

which includes......

1. NICE as in.... never speak, blog, nor THINK ill of other people....
2. if you don't have anything nice to say then just shut your mouth rather than saying "I don't have anything nice to say...."
3. if you have doubts... then just leave it, rather than questioning something
4. be a LOT MORE SENSITIVE
5. Eyes Open... Ears Open.... Mouth SHUT...... Brain --- just leave it!
6. No more BALIMBING
7. still thinking.....