Short Stories

Monday, November 26, 2012

A-what?-A-Clown?

Seriously? Do I really pique people's interest? What am I? Some newly discovered science specimen! For Pete's sake (whoever Pete is,.. , I feel sorry for him,, unless he's enjoying the exposure),, I am not some mutant nor some clown for your entertainment! Can't I be just me? Normal... I am normal? Am I? Oh! C'mon people! What's wrong with your eyes?!? I wasn't born to amuse you!! Not to mention, above everything else, that it's FREE!!!! I'm already contented being like an air,, invisible yet very essential. What? You can't help but notice my sort-of ordinariness with a bit of an extra injected to it?

I get it! You probably haven't met yet someone like me.. but of course! There's only ONE ME in this entire universe! Only ONE RHEAN... the amazing, the legendary, the awe-inspiring MOI . I only come once in every century, or dynasty as they used to say. Consider yourself blessed enough to have met ME.

Yep. I get that sometimes.... quite often actually... Fine!! A lot!!! Don't worry, you'll get used to it. Stick around a bit longer and you'll see. Consider yourself SURPRISED!

PS: ma.anad ra ka! hahahaha.... I'm such a good company xp libre talent fee sa pagka.clown! asdfghjkl >.<

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Christmas Wishlist

33 more days and it's CHRISTMAS... No wonder people are so hyped up that they already have their own Christmas wishlist... If you ask me "what do you want for Christmas?' I can't give you an answer in 5 seconds. Really... What do I want?

This time last year I had my eyes on a general PLANNER,,, of course I don't need that one anymore. I don't have a hectic sched anymore, there's nothing to look forward now; no special events that I should be aware of and must prepare for, no must do's and must go's... boy! Do I still have a life? Surprisingly yes! Matter of fact I do! It's a typical-worker-who-kind-of-doesn't-like-her-job life. Although some say that I should be grateful and that I am fortunate enough to have this job. But then again, I keep hearing side comments.. so I don't know which side to believe in. I'd say 50-50! But I guess those cynical people are just being polite and they're just saying stuff to ameliorate this feeling. Fortunately, it's still working..

HAHAHA.... I've realized that I'm writing about my wishlist one moment and then found myself whining stuffs about my job! gawsh! Why does it seems like everything I do relates to my job? Is it the root cause of my bitterness? hahaha... maybe! LOL... I'm just hoping this pays (not monetarily) well in the future....

Back to my wishlist.... I can't really wish for anything but have a job I love,, which of course, as we all know, is impossible this time.... maybe in 2 years time.

little things I want.... hmmm... go figure xp

If you really know me,, you should also know the things I want... but don't worry,,, I appreciate small things as long as it's from the <3 ....="...." and="and" aside="aside" br="br" cheeziness="cheeziness" counts="counts" it="it" matters.="matters." naks="naks" really="really" s="s" that="that" the="the" thought="thought">
NOTE:: Something that will really remind me of you (the giver)... naks!

It's a plus if it's a living object xp... Nonetheless, I'm easy to please... ahhww,,, on second thought, it depends on the sincerity of the act and how it was delivered... choz!


GOODLUCK!!! XD


Hope to receive something this year..... naks! hahahaha.... from the 

Monday, November 19, 2012

STUCK

stack? stock? HAHAHAHA..... I can't help but share this, I must say, a hell of an experience which had me wondering (wandering?) HAHAHAHA.... ok! seriously! I must stop, else I might confuse this teeny tiny brain of mine and, without a doubt, end up like... eeerrr... them.... as I was entering something on some programmed application, I asked what should I write? and she said "absorbed" so I did what a person with an average intelligence quotient would do and wrote "absorbed"... then she confidently corrected me saying "U ma'am.. absorbed" which got this tiny little think tank of mine to do its usual routine: debate with itself internally.... A part of it is now questioning both of my ears if they have heard it correctly or did she meant absurd-- which was far fetched! plus can I write absurd there? the absurd context won't fit upon using the said program,, although now that I look at it in a wider scope and see that situation as a whole,, it's the best word there is in the English (Merriam or Webster or Oxford or whatever) dictionary that could exactly describe what just happened. It's as if "absurd" was created to have a word that could perfectly define and convey that moment. But that's another story... Now since she insisted the "U" part with utmost conviction, and since I am her student at the moment, I listened to the part of my brain which says "maybe it was their TERM,,, you know how different people from different working environments have different terms right? and looking back at the TRANS-LITE incident, which I previously thought as TRANS LIGHT " and so I keyed in "ABSURBED" with no questions asked... What?!? Can't blame me!

1. after having that thought that it's their own TERM..
2. My working hours ended 3 hours ago, not to mention we don't have overtime pay!
3. I want to get this thing over and done with so I could go HOME nah... ASAP


Then, upon writing my shift report, I noticed that she used "absurbed" (it looks like "suburb" hahaha) once again, but the letter U had been encircled and a small o was written just below it using a different marking pen. So it was really indeed ABSORBED!!!! HAHAHAHAHA..... MUST READ MORE!!!!


Anyway,, taas au ang intro, but that's not the reason why this entry is entitled STUCK... 4 months.... I've been working in THIS friggin company for FOUR ignominiously arduous months! I've been meaning to hand over that letter dated a month ago but I guess I just can't find the courage to do so. Now that I'm back from my First Ever Class which was Basic Shift Management held in Microtel, Davao City, I guess I can say I am OFFICIALLY STUCK!!!!


PWEDE FAST FORWARD to 2014!!!! I swear! Advanced Shift Management will be my last class in this friggin company!! I am not gonna take up RLP nor the class after that... although both seem surprisingly tempting,, especially the class after RLP which, if I'm not mistaken, will be at Australia or it comes with a TRIP to anywhere... oh well! I can do that without being attached to this comp! 2 yrs is enough!