Short Stories

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Happy New Year!!!

2013. Happy New Year! Oh the IRONY!!!!

What a way to END 2012 and START 2013!

My December 31, 2012:

woke up at around 6AM.
arrived at work at around 8:05 only to find out that the key I brought with me wasn't the right one, so I had no choice but to call someone I know who has the right key. Obvious kaayo na bag-o pa xa mata... I owe him one!
closed an area kay gabaha coz ga-leak ang freezer and buntag sayo pa gani customer complain na bcoz naai foul odor and there's nothing I can do about it unless I'm a professional plumber, which of course am not.
Found out na daghan products ang wala,.. at least back-up plan was to buy from a nearby mall/supermarket.
Wanmelyon Customer Complain... ano pa ba ang bago!
Muntik na straight akong duty Opener-Closer!
I thought day off na naku tomorrow kay gpa-pili ko whether I'll work on 31 or 1... yun pala I'll work on both days! Imageyn!!! wtf kaayo!!! Maypag wala ko gipa-pili!!! nagexpect tuloy ko.... nagpa-appointment pa ko ug massage!
Extend na naman ng bongga...
Naluoy si my former RM and nagpahiram ug products....
Kaya pa man nako antoson ang everything..... then... nakasakay naku si BFF ni hatest and also one of my hates....
Ang saveh pah, with matching smile. "nagwork naka? (nod) ako nagschool pa. aha diay ka nagwork? (eyed on my shirt) aii mcdo. Unsa gani imong course? rehas man diay ta finance noh! hahaha... bangko man ko.. di ko ganahan anang mga ing.ana"

I thought I'm past that phase nah! Hindi pa pala! SHIT lang!!! pwede muhilak inxegeda!!! Do I look like I love this job? Do I look like I enjoy my work e.g. handling complains, busing tables, and other stuffs na maka-degrade ug morale?!?! It's not my fault that I'm tooooo fat, toooo ugly, and toooo dull to work sa bank...
Forgot the key so I had to return to the store ASAP kay mag-close nah,, no choice but to get a cab... wanmelyon bayaran...

January 1, 2013... FIRST new year na g.tulugan nako! now that's something I'll definitely never forget. Rest assured that this year is really something.... something TERRIBLE!

Rest of the shift?? It's for me to find out....

Monday, November 26, 2012

A-what?-A-Clown?

Seriously? Do I really pique people's interest? What am I? Some newly discovered science specimen! For Pete's sake (whoever Pete is,.. , I feel sorry for him,, unless he's enjoying the exposure),, I am not some mutant nor some clown for your entertainment! Can't I be just me? Normal... I am normal? Am I? Oh! C'mon people! What's wrong with your eyes?!? I wasn't born to amuse you!! Not to mention, above everything else, that it's FREE!!!! I'm already contented being like an air,, invisible yet very essential. What? You can't help but notice my sort-of ordinariness with a bit of an extra injected to it?

I get it! You probably haven't met yet someone like me.. but of course! There's only ONE ME in this entire universe! Only ONE RHEAN... the amazing, the legendary, the awe-inspiring MOI . I only come once in every century, or dynasty as they used to say. Consider yourself blessed enough to have met ME.

Yep. I get that sometimes.... quite often actually... Fine!! A lot!!! Don't worry, you'll get used to it. Stick around a bit longer and you'll see. Consider yourself SURPRISED!

PS: ma.anad ra ka! hahahaha.... I'm such a good company xp libre talent fee sa pagka.clown! asdfghjkl >.<

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Christmas Wishlist

33 more days and it's CHRISTMAS... No wonder people are so hyped up that they already have their own Christmas wishlist... If you ask me "what do you want for Christmas?' I can't give you an answer in 5 seconds. Really... What do I want?

This time last year I had my eyes on a general PLANNER,,, of course I don't need that one anymore. I don't have a hectic sched anymore, there's nothing to look forward now; no special events that I should be aware of and must prepare for, no must do's and must go's... boy! Do I still have a life? Surprisingly yes! Matter of fact I do! It's a typical-worker-who-kind-of-doesn't-like-her-job life. Although some say that I should be grateful and that I am fortunate enough to have this job. But then again, I keep hearing side comments.. so I don't know which side to believe in. I'd say 50-50! But I guess those cynical people are just being polite and they're just saying stuff to ameliorate this feeling. Fortunately, it's still working..

HAHAHA.... I've realized that I'm writing about my wishlist one moment and then found myself whining stuffs about my job! gawsh! Why does it seems like everything I do relates to my job? Is it the root cause of my bitterness? hahaha... maybe! LOL... I'm just hoping this pays (not monetarily) well in the future....

Back to my wishlist.... I can't really wish for anything but have a job I love,, which of course, as we all know, is impossible this time.... maybe in 2 years time.

little things I want.... hmmm... go figure xp

If you really know me,, you should also know the things I want... but don't worry,,, I appreciate small things as long as it's from the <3 ....="...." and="and" aside="aside" br="br" cheeziness="cheeziness" counts="counts" it="it" matters.="matters." naks="naks" really="really" s="s" that="that" the="the" thought="thought">
NOTE:: Something that will really remind me of you (the giver)... naks!

It's a plus if it's a living object xp... Nonetheless, I'm easy to please... ahhww,,, on second thought, it depends on the sincerity of the act and how it was delivered... choz!


GOODLUCK!!! XD


Hope to receive something this year..... naks! hahahaha.... from the