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Monday, January 16, 2012

Chaos!!!

ugh!!! we were just talking about chaos during philo.....

I'm blogging for 3 things...

1. What's wrong with the world?


2. Why flying birds love me?


3. DESPICABLE ME




First. What's wrong with the world? Us people should not mess with the balance of things. ok! My point.. what do you want to be? True but Nah? or Nah but Hah? Fine! to clear things out.... Who run the world?? GAYS!!! GAYS!!!! Don't get me wrong, I'm not discriminating.. It's just that when I opened my facebook I saw something. lol. ok! It was a skype picture -- and yes! My not so gay friend turned out to be really SO GAY!! well, it's not my beeswax!!! I'm just curious or rather wondering where did he find such creature!! I already heard rumors about his charming flings and I still can't believe any of it, till I've seen them myself... and now... yes.. I can say that I am now 100% convinced!!!! It's not like this is my first time to encounter stuffs... gays+prince=<3.... are gays really the new modern day princesses?? really? I guess 'ladies first' doesn't apply anymore... At times like this... Ladies should evolve! This seems like a tough competition. hahahaha... as they say, all is fair in love and war! hahahaha


If the myth about birds pooping you is true, then I think I'm one of the luckiest person in this world. If I can remember correctly, I was pooped by a bird 2 months ago... and then, just as I was about to enter our house today.... well I was, at that time, having a conversation with my friend, when suddenly I felt a familiar SPLAT!!! and yes! I was right! I recognize that same sensation... Are they really plotting these things? coz yeah, they're doing a good job! They always make it a habit to release their excrement whenever I'm having a conversation. I mean... What have I done to you birds for you to treat me this way?! coz I remember not doing anything wrong!!

When will I learn!?!? It's time for me to say buhbye to my test subject, my independent variable, and chikkas from that person.... *sigh* Hi! lang naman eh!! Mahirap ba yun?!?! ugh!! Or cge... even just a NOD could've compensated for the Hi!! But NADA!!! uuuuggghhh!!! ppppffffftttt!!!!! Now I have no way of testing my hypothesis.... The "ppppssssttt" evolved into a whistle,,,, and ME?? SAME OLD INDIFFERENT ME!!!!! uuuggghhh!!!! How can I possibly know?! A whistle is not a 'HI'.. is it? Plus, the subject is not looking directly towards me, right? Or that probably meant for one of my 2 companions that moment, or probably for both of them, right? Or even maybe for the subject's companion/friend.... Who knows?! uuuggghhh!!! Why are people soooo TRIVIAL!!!! Pls....



Ok!!!! I guess this is time for another "SIGN" ^_^ 2: would mean that there's still hope.... or.... it will all be a memory.... hahahahaha...... plus... I can't afford to repeat the same humiliation.... the shame!!! The thick-faced old me!!! soooo ppppuuuhhhlllleeeaaaassseee...... don't let what I had done put to waste!!! hehehehe.... or am I the one putting it all to waste?? aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!

Monday, January 2, 2012

NEW YEAR

New year!!! New everything?? NOT!!!!

I'm still the same old me.... I know... sucks right?!? uuuggghh!!!! OK!!!

NEW ME!!!! Bring it on (said it for... i dunno.... I lost count nah).... and still,,, NADA!!! NOTHING!!! WALA!!!

uuuggghh!! I swore not to blog something until I figure out what my resolution is..... Pero aaaaahhh!!!! Paki ko!! Paki mo!!! Keberz!!! Ok!! Tantrums!! hahahaha..... and this is all because of YOOOOUUUU!!!!!

Ok!!! No... >:P Fine!!! This will be the LAST!!!! and I swear this will be the LAST!!!! and when I swear.... oftentimes it gets broken.... hahahaha..... But this time..... I'll try my best to keep it.... besides NEW YEAR nah!!! hahahaaha......


Can't blame me!!! BLAME it to your super TORNADO!!!! I'm not dorothy who can be taken to some place (what's that place again) but then, you can play the evil witch of the south (was it south? Im not really sure).... I'm keeping my grounds.... yes! FIRM!!!

hahahahahaha.......



I think I know my NY resolution......


aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!! ok!!! once!!! once!!!! PPPFFFFTTTT!!!!!!! afiawdbhswgfwkfbgyyiwerbg,k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1sdlhuaweigiawurehybfshydbgqhyrgyu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1gthr.36t
rstg547thf6s5g46s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DJEBGFWLKIHjlfnsjkwhKJDBFJWHBFEURQGHRUTHPIREOJSKDLFNSKDFNSJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!S;FJERHUEHFT


yeah! that should do it!!! TWICE in a row!!!


ANYWAY!!! BACK TO MY NY RESOLUTION!!!!

AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.... BE NICE!!!!!! x_x

which includes......

1. NICE as in.... never speak, blog, nor THINK ill of other people....
2. if you don't have anything nice to say then just shut your mouth rather than saying "I don't have anything nice to say...."
3. if you have doubts... then just leave it, rather than questioning something
4. be a LOT MORE SENSITIVE
5. Eyes Open... Ears Open.... Mouth SHUT...... Brain --- just leave it!
6. No more BALIMBING
7. still thinking.....

Saturday, December 24, 2011

How we spend Christmas

Christmas eve,,.. Who could not know the traditional NocheBuena,, or the traditional Christmas eve Feast......

The Menu for this year's Nochebuena::

Just done cooking Spaghetti and Black Sambo... though I think the chocolate part is more of a pudding... hahahaha.... nagkulang ang gelatin....


Mom will make fruit salad. We bought the infamous Fiesta Ham. Finally, to satisfy my sweet tooth craving for Christmas, mom ordered my all time favorite homemade Moist Chocolate Cake. Yuuummm
I'm on a not-so-strict DIET. hahaha... no, really. I'm restraining myself this year.... as much as I would want to eat the infamous Lechon, Ice cream, Chantilly bars, and Leche Flan... I agonizingly abdicate myself from those cravings....

One thing I realized is that,, it's not advisable to remember something that is supposed to have long been forgotten especially if you're holding a sharp object, particularly on circumstances where you're chopping something... hahahaha


Things I remember while mincing garlic & onion....
I can't remember the time when I learned how to cook Spaghetti... Basta,, all I can remember is bata pa lang ako I'm always assisting my mom in the kitchen,,, she'll instruct me with what to put and other stuffs, then yun nah... na.pick-up ko na... People who would visit our house would often tell me "kabalo diay xa ug luto (she knows how to cook?!?)" When I was 10 I already know how to cook Pinakbet, afritada, and other stuffs.... xayang eh! ngayon lang na.uso yung kiddie MasterChef.... malay nyo naman diba?! hehehe... I can remember cooking Pinakbet in class, Home economics ata yung subject... but that's another story....

Well, taking up culinary entered my mind...reason ko why I didn't take up culinary:: "para saan pa?!? Culinary is just the basics,,. Kung alam mo yung basics of cooking, a little bit of experiment, plus the touch of art--> ayun! Looks like 4yrs of studying nah.... Pero I think cooking is a gift,, yup natututunan xa, pero iba pa rin if sarili mo... yung bang you go beyond the recipe book... mag.experiment ka,, and yung kahit hindi minimeasure alam mo na tama nah....

No wonder I can do a little bit of everything, but has no best at something.... Basta alam ko ng konti, ayos nah! yun lang naman yung kailangan....

Back... wow! I managed not to ask for anything.... hoooorrraaayyy!!! During christmas kasi I'm accustomed to halfheartedly joking but more like asking for christmas presents.... and whattya know,, there are really people na kakagat sa jokes mo.... The first time, the time when I still have this thing called guilt, syempre I returned it by giving something back..... 2nd time, Idk if guilt is still with me (Panawagan: guilt kung nanjan ka pa, magparamdam ka na..... or kung wala ka na,, pls naman bumalik ka na!!! Maawa ka sa kanila.... sakin ayos lang na wala ka).... 3rd time?? hahahaha.... 3rd time's the charm ika-nga.... No mas na for me!!!

Well,, exception naman yung nephew ko diba..... Nephew nga.... exception yon!! family related!! hahahaha.... ok! Fine! Kasi namaaaaaann!!! He said he's in *churva* and it's christmas... wait.. ano ba maganda doon... *google-mode* kakatamad naman mag-google... I think there's nothing significant there.... plus not to mention he's thrifty... super thrifty! It runs in the blood (I think).... Kung sa bisaya pa "INOT" Grabeh ka INOT!!! So I doubt he'll bring something, not in a million years!! kaya safe na conscience ko.... pero sana lang hah,,, Lord kung meron man, sana wag chocolates!! Sumo na lord!! oh diba, reklamador?!?

Anyway,, this entry is about how we spend christmas nga diba.... how we spend Christmas or should I say CHRISTMASES?? Ganito lang kami forever... Mass-Nochebuena-Tingin ng Fireworks- tulog.... There's just 3 of us plus Odeza (our beloved dog).... oh diba,, what do you expect?!?... tanong nyo kung nauubos naman yung food?? xempre naman! hahaha.... lolz... FYI... hindi po solo kong inuubos.... nauubos poh xa coz marami-rami din pong bwisita... este, bisita na dumarating kina-umagahan..... ano pah?!? eh di NAMAMASKO!! hahahaha.... goodbye na naman old gamits ko.... Pero ok lang,,, Christmas is about giving ^_^


PS: Bday ng friend ko na love na love ako...... Happy Bday minion Angela Kristine Vios Tigley.... eeewww 20!!! hahahaha